I'm here to enforce the Travelocity guaranteeeeeeeee! While our good reader (and frequent commenter), Microdot, was playing his copy of Resistance, he came across what appears to be an easter egg of sort. Not to mention a time paradox. Now, behold! Enter the new Chimera breed -- the evil super-secret final boss (not really), the Travelocity Lawn Gnome. Sure, it may be a regular ol' lawn gnome (that's what the Travelocity guy is, until he scored that gig), but it'd still feel great to unload some kind of explosive at that thing.

About that time paradox... that may not be entirely true. Upon further research in my personal alchemy laboratory, researching ancient demonology texts and creating my own chimera demons, I have discovered that lawn gnomes are like elves -- they live a long, long time. They're just... fugly, so they were kicked out of the mainstay fantasy realm. With that in mind, finding the same Travelocity gnome presents not a time paradox, but a glimpse into his past, before his current job. My logic is not unflawless, argue if you will.

[thanks, Microdot!]