PS3ologists - your leader has come forward

by Chris Powell { Jan 20th 2008 at 7:30PM }

We all knew Tom Cruise was a little loony with all this Scientology stuff, but we don't think anyone knew just quite how crazy he'd become until a leaked video featuring Cruise explaining the awe-inspiring power only Scientologists possess.

However, some people don't know that a new religion has sprung up in the wake of the Scientology controversy - PS3ology. Taking a page out of Cruise's book is DJWheat from Epileptic Gaming. Many of you may sit there with a confused expression on your face, but make sure you watch the Cruise video first, because only then will you really appreciate the great parody.

Just remember, it's a privilege to call yourself a PS3ologist.

Tags: funny, ps3ology, tom-cruise, video

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

matthew_neitzer @ Jan 20th 2008 7:57PM

But... isn't he mocking people who like PS3's, implying that they are crazy? Regardless, it was funny, kinda... um, I love you?

SelfCon @ Jan 20th 2008 11:53PM

He's actually a pretty big fan of the PS3.

matthew_neitzer @ Jan 21st 2008 3:21PM

Sorry, I wouldn't know. I tried watching their show, but they swear way too much for my taste. I wasn't too serious on the matter though.

HawkeyePierce @ Jan 20th 2008 8:19PM

Nope hes just making fun of those tax evading religious folks @ Scientology.

Thats the only thing i BELIEVE about scientology :D

wonway01 @ Jan 20th 2008 8:32PM

I see it as just ripping on how crazy T.C. is. There will probably be lots of mocks on that video. lol

Darko @ Jan 20th 2008 9:09PM

Eh, sony always finds a way to take my money... might as well be in a cool cult. Do the audits require me to buy all of the games?

Dahk @ Jan 20th 2008 9:34PM

"Would you want others to achieve the same knowledge that you now have."

HAHA. That was an awesome video.

Tim Parsons @ Jan 20th 2008 9:44PM

what the ,. is this for real??,. if so this guy needs some serious Meds and therapy

Tim Parsons @ Jan 20th 2008 9:48PM

as does Tom Cruise for the Original

Tim Parsons @ Jan 20th 2008 9:46PM

holy crap I just watched the actual Tom cruise Video this is making fun of,. and now I think that guy needs serious therapy to holy crap

Flame @ Jan 20th 2008 9:56PM

haha he nailed the acting

wonway01 @ Jan 20th 2008 10:01PM

It doesnt seem everyone understand this is a spoof off a Tom Cruise Sciontology video taht leaked out a week ago.

Search the web for it.
It was pretty funny I might add. lol

Tim Parsons @ Jan 20th 2008 10:13PM

i take it you didnt read the whole post,. the link to that one is at the end,.

Dahk @ Jan 20th 2008 10:24PM

Lol yeaaaaah that was the point of the post =P.

Dru @ Jan 20th 2008 11:17PM

Too fackin' funny. Scientology is a scam and cult. Those people can be very scary when you read up on where it came from and the founder Hubbard. Cruise is a freak and needs some help.

ProroK666 @ Jan 21st 2008 1:34AM

Got to love djWHEAT, guys check epilepticgaming, live every weekday at 7PM ET/ 4PM PT

Actually that video was like 10 minutes long :D pure awesomeness :P

redhotmoltenlava @ Jan 21st 2008 4:24AM

Anyone else reckon he looks a bit like Jeff Gerstmann?

katz @ Jan 21st 2008 5:40AM

i watched it, listened, read the article and i'm still confused !?!
though i'm a ps supporter i really don't understand what that guy's trying to say, nor am sure whether or not i should agree with him.

xdamage @ Jan 21st 2008 9:24AM

LOL!! I laughed my ass off when he talked about the on board / off board part! This video is sooo well acted, and a great parody of Tom Cruise's loony interview, whether it is meant to bash PS3 users or not! :D

bamf @ Jan 21st 2008 10:47PM

the guy isn't crazy, I've seen this kind of talk before from a friend I used to know. He was someone who used to talk sense. But now he talks like guy in the video. He would make sounds and do hand movements when explaining things not really making sense. What was the cause of my mate being on another planet? He snorted ounces or more of coke all day every day, and when your on it you talk like this guy dgwheat. He's not on PS3ology but on cokeology.

DEMAN @ Jan 21st 2008 10:58AM

eh. Kinda funny

PJ @ Jan 21st 2008 11:06AM

I think there are a few people should read the article again and take not of the part that reads
"Many of you may sit there with a confused expression on your face, but make sure you watch the Cruise video first, because only then will you really appreciate the great parody. "
Its a pi$$ take.

...but 2149, a date for your diary...
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