Ultimate PS3 fanboy goes cyborg ... not really

by Majed Athab { Apr 14th 2008 at 1:00AM }

As incredibly bizarre as this is, we couldn't resist posting it. Kotaku reader Jonathan sent in a picture of himself to the site; apparently, he ~~soldered the controller pieces into his flesh~~ had a little fun playing PlayStation cyborg. Don't we all do this when we come home after a long day? Oh, you don't? Oh... whoops, said too much.

Anyway, it's good to know that a functioning DualShock controller was not harmed in the making of his photo; good thing it was already broken before being disassembled. Now what we want to know is: are there any more PlayStation cyborgs out there? Well, if so, you should unite and conquer the world ... as suggested in this song (contains some explicit lyrics).

Tags: cyborgs, fanboys, mods

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

anthonyjh @ Apr 14th 2008 1:05AM

I have a much dirtier, disturbing picture involving myself and a sixaxis.

Failstation3 is Fail @ Apr 14th 2008 2:32AM

I'm sure every PS3 owner does

Daniel @ Apr 14th 2008 1:16AM

What a tard. XD But LOL @ whoops said too much

stevend1038 @ Apr 14th 2008 1:19AM

I SEE NO R1/L1 or R2/L2!

Matt @ Apr 14th 2008 1:24AM

He should put the R1/L1 buttons as his eyebrows, the R2/L2 triggers in his ears, and the select/start rubber piece as a mustache! LOL

Hala Madrid!!! (You fail to impress me with your skillz) @ Apr 14th 2008 1:42AM

I F41l_ 70 $33 [-]0W 7H1$ 6U`/ l_00K$ L1K3 4 CY80R6 ?

FantomRedux @ Apr 14th 2008 11:53AM

It's a joke. A cyborg is a human/machine hybrid, and he has buttons all over him....

4N|D 13375P34K 15 N07 FUNN`/. 17 15 |2374|2D3D

Ty @ Apr 14th 2008 1:50AM

Spare us this stupidity. If you've got nothing useful to post, don't post anything at all Majed.

Random1448 @ Apr 14th 2008 2:15AM

shut up ty.

never$$hort @ Apr 14th 2008 4:10AM

Doesn't take much to get your pic posted on the world wide web these days does it? 10 seconds of fame must feel nice...

Dahk @ Apr 14th 2008 9:09AM

LOL @ VIDEO! HAHAH.

BINARY SOLO! zero zero one one one zero! AHAH that was awesome.

johnny gaywad @ Apr 14th 2008 9:23AM

he is sexy, i want my manhood inside him

JoJo @ Apr 14th 2008 9:38AM

LOL!! DISGUSTING!!

boltu222 @ Apr 14th 2008 10:51AM

>_< that made me jump as I scrolled down

Watcher @ Apr 14th 2008 11:48AM

Argh! I don't come to this blog to see stuff like this. You guys need to make a PS3psychotic blog for this guy and that other PS3 tattoo freak you posted here last month. I want to know about PS3 games and news. I don't care about people like this. Is this supposed to make me feel better about owning a PS3?

toefer @ Apr 14th 2008 12:48PM

Filed under "Hacks and Homebrews"? What is this garbage, and why give this guy any attention?

anthonyjh @ Apr 14th 2008 3:08PM

Honestly I didn't mind the tattoo stuff. But I really don't understand this. Seems like they are sticking you with the shitty stories Majeb.

mathab @ Apr 14th 2008 3:21PM

Hey guys, don't worry. If you don't like this sort of thing, you won't see too much of it. Like you guys pointed out, the tattoo stories were from a month ago.

LOL, there was one more thing I wanted to share. It's a PSP video, but it's too NSFW, so definitely won't be showing it. Besides, you guys wouldn't like it! hehehe =P