Humorous Haze wallpapers are ready for flushing ... er, download
by Majed Athab 
{ May 14th 2008 at 6:30PM }
If having a half-naked Mantel soldier taking a dump on your computer screen isn't enough to satiate your love for Haze, then you'll have to wait for tomorrow's PSN update for more. A Haze theme for your PS3 will be included in the regularly scheduled North American update. Hopefully, that one doesn't involve any toilets.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
frankym @ May 14th 2008 6:37PM
To bad the graphics in the game are nowhere near as good as this wallpaper.
ClarkyCat @ May 15th 2008 5:24AM
Well then I think it's a fairly apt advertisement, as the game is going/has gone straight down the toilet.
Lordtombot @ May 14th 2008 6:40PM
You see that magazine that soldier is reading there? Its a real magazine called 'Playstation World'. I get it every month, I think its an england only magazine though.
Lordtombot @ May 14th 2008 6:42PM
Uh...
Then again it might possibly not be, let me dig out my old copy.
blake @ May 14th 2008 6:59PM
this game is crap no wallpaper for me please....
catmanmatt @ May 16th 2008 8:29PM
...the game hasnt even come out yet.
wisconsinista @ May 14th 2008 7:00PM
Haze -a game in the future where weapons can only hold clips with 30 rounds.
Jason B. @ May 14th 2008 7:19PM
Maybe the future has tougher gun laws.
Popfrogs @ May 14th 2008 7:28PM
Hahah, I nearly forgot about that until you reminded me. I noticed that in the demo too..I thought "gee I sure have to reload alot".
Even MGO had higher capacity clips and it rewards accuracy.
StevenRafael @ May 14th 2008 7:48PM
The guns that the enemy drops in the demo hold either fifty or sixty rounds per magazine. I can't remember at the moment the exact number.
Consolcwby @ May 14th 2008 7:37PM
You guys sure are ripping Haze a new one... don't understand why, the demo was fun to play with my friends in co-op. Oh, well... to each their own! =)
BTW: I am only doing this once, and it isn't spam... MST3K is coming back in a new form, and... as a MySTie... I have to spread the link. (If this place allowed sigs - hint andrew hint - then it would be there instead of here). So here it is: http://www.cinematictitanic.com/
There. I did my duty for Joel and the gang. =/ Still feel dirty about it tho... =(
ka-ge @ May 14th 2008 8:09PM
To be honest, it was a lacklustre FPS. It is overhyped, simply because of all the delays and announcements - it's a fairly decent FPS, I'd say it's average, judging from the demo. There are a lot of flaws in the demo, and the dialogue seems... off.
Mike @ May 14th 2008 8:51PM
yeah ppl are rippin on haze WAY 2 much you and I both played that crappy level with only the 2 basic guns. Did you forget that theres weapons for BOTH sides... you can throw the knife is u have them theres nectar nades and so much more wait till it released Plz its not ganna be GOTY but its going to be a great game.
Glen @ May 14th 2008 9:05PM
I'm going to rent Haze. If I find the multiplayer good, I might buy it. If not, I'll leave it at that.
Kspraydad @ May 14th 2008 9:23PM
What is with the PS3 and toilets?
Remember this? http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/15/consoulmagazine.jpg
I do like the MANTEL embossed tp though.
Arnon @ May 15th 2008 1:36AM
Maybe a company accidently like... thought PS3 stood for Piss station 3 or something, cause idk how you get toilets out of Playstation. Unless you play on the toilet.
RagingStormX @ May 15th 2008 12:49AM
@ Lordtombot
You couldn't be more wrong....that magazine showed is a PSM magazine. I got that one either earlier this year or late last year before my subscription was up....
Don't know when I will be getting this game....the demo didn't do it for me.
Lordtombot @ May 15th 2008 8:12AM
Yes you're right, But it really looked like it could have been on first glance.
Organic_Shadow @ May 15th 2008 1:10AM
I wonder if Nectar gives you the squirts...
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