Neil Goldman wants you to sign a Final Fantasy XIII petition
A Neil Goldman-lookalike and soundalike has posted a video on Youtube expressing his ... dissatisfaction with yesterday's announcement that Final Fantasy XIII will be go multiplatform. This "expert" in Japanese culture offers to the "gaming community" the consequences of Square-Enix's actions. He encourages us all to sign an online petition requesting an apology from Square-Enix and changing FFXIII back to a PS3 exclusive. Watch especially for the toast he offers at 1:38! Some real comedy gold here.
[Yes, we are aware this is Kevin Bowen of Something Awful. It doesn't make it any less hilarious. Apparently the people at PetitionOnline.com caught on as well, as the petition has been taken down.]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
SpiderMike @ Jul 15th 2008 8:50PM
Waste of time. The decision has been made and no amount of signatures will change anything.
Pathetic.
brad L @ Jul 15th 2008 10:23PM
dude whoever wrote this petition is dumb. no matter what the playstation owners say, all square enix cares about is whether or not the xbox version is goi ng to sell, which it is going to do no matteerr what. i mean i understand you're pissed. because so am i, considering its one fourth of the reason i paid twice as much for a ps3, the other three fourths being metal gear solid 4, gran turism 55, and socom confrontation . i mean what are you going to say to square enix to convince them to keep it exclusive? that you arent going to buy it if its multi plattfform? they'll say fine, miss out on the best and only true blooded rpg on the ps3. fuck that. im pissed, but at least ill still be able to play it. also, ill actually be able to talk to myy friends and people i work wiith aboutt the game, because i dont even know anyone who owns aa ps3, except in cyber space. GOOD LUCK WITH WASTING YOUR TIME!
KarlW @ Jul 16th 2008 12:03AM
brad: Not at all. If Square can get a good number of sales in NA/EU, without spending extra porting everything over to the 360, they'd take it in a heartbeat.
That said, they'd look like idiots for announcing it, if they later changed their minds.
TypeF @ Jul 15th 2008 8:54PM
wow....
Deadpool @ Jul 16th 2008 3:37AM
Wow, Indeed.
It's almost as if I can feel him spitting on me through the computer screen! o_o
Dwag @ Jul 15th 2008 8:59PM
A waste of time wasn't even funny.
clif @ Jul 15th 2008 9:02PM
Technically, final fantasy games have gone multiplatform before ff13. I mean look at the ps 1 re-releases. I clearly understand that they had been out as first nintendo exclusives on the snes but really nobody complained about those games on the ps 1.
It's still on the ps3 and will probably have trophy support, maybe even it's own home room. I don't understand why people are so upset. I mean multiplatform helps the brand out. It's also good to point out that it's just been announced it doesn't mean it's going to better.
koolkid @ Jul 15th 2008 9:03PM
he looks and sound like niel goldman from family guy
Jangaboo @ Jul 15th 2008 9:04PM
lol i thought it was hilarious
it is a joke video
its the same guy who voiced the joke post of this http://ffxiii360.ytmnd.com/
XeroKool @ Jul 15th 2008 9:04PM
I saw this vid this morning before the Nintendo/Sony e3 conferences. This guy is hilarious.
Psy @ Jul 15th 2008 9:07PM
But seriously. F*ck Square.
Christopher @ Jul 15th 2008 9:23PM
I'm glad 360 is getting it too. Beside, PS3 is getting Versus and 360 isn't, so stop whining.
Psy @ Jul 15th 2008 9:26PM
I could care less if 360 gets it or not. What I care about is that we have to wait until it gets ported to 360 before we get it.
Nick @ Jul 15th 2008 9:15PM
Obvious troll is obvious.
Christopher @ Jul 15th 2008 9:23PM
Gah, giving this goon airtime is giving him what he wants. Keep this idiot and all of Something Awful off these boards at least in the official article spaces.
dirtypop @ Jul 15th 2008 9:26PM
FF7 and FF8 were released on PC. Maybe FF13 will be too.
Albanian_Killa @ Jul 15th 2008 9:34PM
He looks more like the guy from Beauty and the Geek lol
MartyK2500 @ Jul 15th 2008 9:43PM
F*ck em man, i feel the same as when ff7 was supposed to release on N64 , ps1 made me mad as hell.I bought the ps1 for the square franchise.Just hope i wont have to change my ps3 now for the new jrpg console(x360)...
Riley Freeman @ Jul 15th 2008 9:45PM
i dont get why the petition was taken down?
tenten @ Jul 15th 2008 10:12PM
i dunno..however there is a petition here :D
>> http://www.petitiononline.com/ffstate1/petition.html
-.- @ Jul 15th 2008 9:48PM
I won't be buying the game tho...but LOL xD
ryan @ Jul 15th 2008 9:49PM
yeah man! f**K em!
i mean, if it weren't for their decision to do this i'd actually be buying a PS3 for this game!
.....
....i'd actually be buying a PS3 for this game...0_0
Nineteen88 @ Jul 15th 2008 10:01PM
I say F*ck Square. I already got what I wanted; which is MGS4.
Sony, please listen.. don't go making hundreds of FPS games, we need something story-rich .. or at least, less shooter-ish?
Tim Parsons @ Jul 15th 2008 10:03PM
any besides me notices he's trying not to laugh??i say he made this video for Fun and its not serious at all
Unknown person @ Jul 15th 2008 10:16PM
He has to be joking....right?
He is making ps3 owners look bad.
Zeppelin @ Jul 15th 2008 10:17PM
Wow, this Neil Goldman kid just needs to deal with it.
Maverick Saturn @ Jul 15th 2008 10:22PM
Kiss my ass dude, lol
Tim Parsons @ Jul 15th 2008 10:23PM
LOL i'm was surprised to see this on PS3FANBOY LOL,. I watched it earlier today this guy is fucking retarded,. on 360 or not I'm still gonna get it.
I dont see how this is SE turning on it's Final Fantasy fans ,. fans of the series aren't gonna give a fuck what it's on they are gonna play it PERIOD!
Cornerman8 @ Jul 15th 2008 10:46PM
That is hilarious! I love the PS3, great console, great games. But SE allowing FFXIII to be "shared" is not the end of the world...or Sony. Fanboys are upset, but I think most people with sense will realize how ridiculous it is to be this emo over a game that we "still" get to play, on a system that has more hardcore exclusives coming than the competition (including the Wii). Eventually, most, if not all, 3rd parties will be "sharing" their games. Sony called it, and its beginning to happen. A little time and everyone will be back on their soapbox.
ocdog45 @ Jul 15th 2008 11:01PM
stupid. wont stop me from getting it for the ps3.
LP @ Jul 15th 2008 11:12PM
sorry had to comment to respond to everyone who doesn't understand why were so upset by the announcement. SE to sony became what is now iphone to at@t. But as of recent SE has begone selling its soul to the demon company microsoft. ( money = root of all evil ) . And now the xbox has more JRPG's ( or at least the ones i wanted to play ( StarOcean) than PS3 WTF !!!!
So i would have gladly signed the petition or any doc. that would kindly say F*K you SE F*k you.
held225 @ Jul 15th 2008 11:36PM
apperantly some people dont understand why that FF move is so dangerous to our Playstation.... think about it, what if the next FF game will be a Xbox exclusive ?? Ok keep telling yourself "who cares if its on 2 systems" because the next FF game will probably be a Xbox exclusive. So its very inportant that this is the 1st AND last FF on Xbox. The next one has to be a Playstation exclusive.
Dm @ Jul 15th 2008 11:52PM
Yeah he's right that itll bring great shame,but unfortunatly its too late to change that, i really hope square enix will make this their last ff game for 360, Great that mgs stayed on playstaion wholeseries,
btw mgs4, and mgs's series have the best storyline i have seen in my entire life
rap_phenomenon @ Jul 16th 2008 12:30AM
will... i kinda agree with him, im still gonna buy the game, but they did broke my heart when i watched it on e3 as they announced it... n im sure they did to millions buy brakeing that ps bond they had with exclusiveness sence psx... i hope they know they may have lost plent of sales... plus, im sure not very many on xbox will even buy it, i mean xbox is more or a hardcore game system, as in shooters, like halo n gears, i dont really hear much about rpgs on the system, but i do on ps, and there usally good games and very successful . thnk god versus is still exclusive... but still, they broke something they will never be able to fix... will still have hope for KH3 tho, if that ever happens
FatalM @ Jul 16th 2008 12:37AM
Damn man i didnt see this coming, Ill agree to the FF fanboys including myself this was not so much a bad move for Squre now hear me out for a min before you all start screaming at me. First of all you all have to remember that Final Fantasy was an NES and SNES series first off, but did you see nintendo fanboys freak out over it when the series went over to the PSone well they might have but i cannot recall that long ago but anyways my point is, is that the reason sony had the series so long, is that PSone and PS2 was the best 2 selling systems for its generation. Ok explain to me why this is such a big deal. But The Reason squre is only doing this is to get alot more money cause, not to take offence to this any of you PS3 Fanboy's out there but xbox does have more people owning the system. In the long run im not really a fan of Final Fantasy Games anymore ever since they stop using the Old Turn Based RPG element and come up with whatever they did in FF12 but besides that i might play it for the xbox but i doubt it. Now if gears of war came out for PS3, i wouldent care at all, ill be more then happy for sony. Now i know im going to get flamed for this but meh i dont care.
@Dm
you might want to recheck the whole Exclusive thing there bro. Looking up MGS2 for the xbox. Another prime example of a game that was PS2 exclusive that came to the xbox but that was it the only one Cause PS2 was outselling xbox by a long shot if i recall correctly
FatalM @ Jul 16th 2008 2:23AM
Aww crap sorry double posting here but after reading over my blurb i just notice that Square was spelled wrong and oh yeah ignore what i said about FF12 i was thinking of another sorry i'm dead tired doing this stuff right now.
Playstation @ Jul 16th 2008 3:57AM
Dood.. he sounds like "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named"
CATCHORA @ Jul 16th 2008 7:45AM
it will be delayed b\c of 360 damn it !!
CATCHORA @ Jul 16th 2008 7:45AM
it will be delayed b\c of 360 damn it !!
CATCHORA @ Jul 16th 2008 7:48AM
it will be delayed b\c of 360 damn it !!
CATCHORA @ Jul 16th 2008 7:49AM
and how many discs it will be on 360.. lol
John @ Jul 16th 2008 10:11PM
Ummm... it's already delayed, but not because of 360... they've been working the 360 build for 1.5 years... it's delayed because they're trying to make the ps3 and 360 version equal... I guess we can give them credit for that... ?
GAME-HERO @ Jul 16th 2008 8:05AM
THIS IS NOT AN ISSUE TO JOKE ABOUT! THERE SHOULD BE A REAL PETITION! THIS IS A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL PS3 OWNERS FROM SQUARE.
***GO TO HELL SQUARE ENIX*** TRADERS!
A!6J @ Jul 16th 2008 9:32AM
Typical PS3 owner response!
Seriously what does it really matter?? Many of you are talking as if the PS3 version is cancelled.
You would think that you would be happy that XBOX's biggest E3 talking point is something you are all getting already!!!!!! You are certainly not missing out on anything so FFS stop the winging and grow up.
I must however point the finger at the PS3 fanboy blog:
"It's coming out on Xbox 360 too. In fact, it'll be a simultaneous release on both PS3 and Xbox 360 for US and Europe. Sorry.
For those that are down: remember, Sony conference is tomorrow"
'Sorry'?, 'those that are down'? They seem the be utterly unaware that it makes no difference to PS3 owners at all and worse still theyve convinced them that it does
John @ Jul 16th 2008 10:10PM
VERY good point. Journalists apologizing for readers? WTF?
finalfan @ Jul 16th 2008 10:16AM
As held225 pointed out, 14 could be on xbox only, which we don't want. Sony needs to secure 14 enven before it begins production. So please Sony, do invest in FF 14 before you loose it again... to Microshit.
finalfan @ Jul 16th 2008 10:16AM
@ held225
Agreed, Sony needs to secure FF14 before it even begins production, or else they might loose it again to Microshit...
Damian @ Jul 16th 2008 3:54PM
Timely spoof. What does it really matter? Sony have to care about this sort of stuff because they need to sell consoles. For everyone else, you know, it's coming out on PS3... so who cares? Let's have MGS4 on XBox 360 and Halo 3 on PS3.
For anyone getting in a tizz over this, look at this way. Try talking to someone you know (that isn't a gamer) about this. Describe the whole situation to them and why you're so annoyed. Then think what you must sound like to them. Perspective, folks.
Jed @ Jul 16th 2008 4:49PM
that was hilarious, i really like how people are taking seriously.
rotflmao
Ihatebioshock @ Jul 16th 2008 5:30PM
The video guy isn't serious, he's taking a pop at the whiners who will invest lots of time debating this issue and those that are pissed off with Square right now, he's actually the opposite of what many people are calilng him in comments (on you tube).
Personally, I thought it was a massive boost to PS3 to have it exclusive but will it affect me? No, I'll still play it on PS3 cos the Xbox360 is utter shite (says a man who got through 3 dead 360's before giving up on them for good).
I think it's cool that more console owners will get to play the game regardless of system, just hope they still make the most of the specific systems and not take short cuts on either system.