PS Fanboy Caption Competition: E3 Edition

We'll have the full gallery from PlayStation Blog's meetup soon, but thought you might like to play a little game before then. In the picture above you can see the winner of the Hot Shots Golf Open Tee 2 competition at the event, which netted him a Metal Gear Solid 4 Gunmetal Grey PS3. You can also see Jeff Rubenstein, of the PlayStation Blog, but what's he saying?
You tell us! There's no prize for this "competition." Just post as many comments below with your hilarious captions for this image above for a chance to win our ultimate love and respect.
You tell us! There's no prize for this "competition." Just post as many comments below with your hilarious captions for this image above for a chance to win our ultimate love and respect.









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
J @ Jul 16th 2008 10:34PM
Why The Hell is FFXIII not Exclusive and where are my Gawd DAMNED PS1 DOWNLOADABLE GAMES
GTJoe @ Jul 16th 2008 10:34PM
If you don't get Home out soon, this imaginary gun in my hand won't be so imaginary!
UziSuicide @ Jul 16th 2008 10:35PM
"Listen, you said I could wear a blatantly homoerotic shirt and that's just what I did, butterball!"
Action Bastard @ Jul 16th 2008 10:36PM
"I'm telling you, if you mention FFXIII ONE MORE TIME..."
Cheburashka @ Jul 16th 2008 10:36PM
Hey! I don't tell you what to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!
tretle @ Jul 16th 2008 10:38PM
If I hear in game xmb one more time.............
MISERY SQUIRT @ Jul 16th 2008 10:38PM
"MEET ME IN THE MEN'S ROOM HANDICAP STALL IN FIVE"
Deadpool @ Jul 16th 2008 10:40PM
"For the last time! I'm not Ben Afflack!"
Kelshan @ Jul 16th 2008 10:47PM
Yours is this long!?
JamesL007 @ Jul 16th 2008 10:52PM
Say First Again, and get punched in the face
halebound00 @ Jul 17th 2008 1:53AM
Hey, listen.....If you tell anybody what we just did in the bathroom I will do it to you again, only I'll bite this time. I'm not gay, I'm just in a bad place right now. And if I was gay, I certainly wouldn't be a chubby chaser. I mean look at me...I could've been in 98 Degrees. Again, I am not gay.
Who am I kidding......yes I am.
Matt @ Jul 16th 2008 10:59PM
Hey you, I know what you're looking at, and I don't appreciate stares unless you plan to do something about it...
Erik @ Jul 16th 2008 11:01PM
Jeff....Jeff Rubenstein
adolson @ Jul 16th 2008 11:42PM
"...and I'm turning up the charm. This is my... medium setting."
Will @ Jul 16th 2008 11:05PM
Your fat im skinny. Lets boogy !!! Heeeeeeeeeeeey
Soapy911 @ Jul 16th 2008 11:05PM
Ohh! A piece of candy!
navsimpson @ Jul 17th 2008 1:57AM
Listen, touch my ass again and video game golf is the only kind you'll ever play...
Lotus @ Jul 17th 2008 6:12AM
You promised me Home, Play TV, cars 'morphing' in GT5, and that I could get a DS 3 controller with a console by July! WTF!
Mr. T @ Jul 17th 2008 1:57AM
"If you look at my ass ONE MORE TIME, I swear I'm gonna Pimp Slap you!!!"
OddyOh @ Jul 16th 2008 11:09PM
"...I would buried that last putt, if that stupid analog nub hadn't gotten in the way..."
TLSBill @ Jul 16th 2008 11:17PM
Serious = "You're a pretty good player"
Not serious = "You really beat the hell outta Yoon in that round!"
Up for a rematch anytime you don't have a burrito in your hand Andrew! Maybe tomorrow in SM?
Reckoning @ Jul 16th 2008 11:17PM
Rectum?....Damn near killed him..
JamesL007 @ Jul 17th 2008 2:12AM
Seriously there should be a prize, because Reckoning hit it out the park with that line.
MUNCHOUND @ Jul 27th 2008 5:49PM
WINNER HANDS DOWN!
Zeromus @ Jul 16th 2008 11:18PM
"If you show me that picture one more time...BAM!!"
kiilzon32 @ Jul 16th 2008 11:23PM
My spoons to big.......
I am A !BANANA!
David @ Jul 17th 2008 2:00AM
"Duuuudeee I'm telling you!!This is no joke! Someone is about to grab your ass!!! LISTEN TO ME!!"
David @ Jul 17th 2008 2:01AM
"Duuudeee I'm telling you!! This is no joke!!! That floating hand is about to grab your ass!!!"
DarkJak218 @ Jul 16th 2008 11:31PM
Hey Jeff, pull my finger
Fane @ Jul 17th 2008 3:18AM
Beat me to it. I gave the same basic line on PSPFanboy.
benny boy @ Jul 17th 2008 6:21AM
Which one is Jeff?
juicy @ Jul 16th 2008 11:33PM
you go girl!
James @ Jul 17th 2008 12:23PM
NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!
mij-123 @ Jul 16th 2008 11:39PM
''Straight guys can wear purple shirts and play Hot Shots Golf too!!!''
adolson @ Jul 16th 2008 11:40PM
"You're SURE you don't want this pre-release Xbox 360 Elite Metal Gear Solid 4 Limited Edition bundle instead?"
Aex @ Jul 16th 2008 11:41PM
"Here's looking at you PC"
(Mac Commercial joke"
FlyACL @ Jul 17th 2008 9:21AM
"I am telling you - flOw is a game!"
inihility @ Jul 16th 2008 11:49PM
"your place or mine?"
fatwillie @ Jul 16th 2008 11:57PM
Jessica Alba!
Brett from Atlanta @ Jul 16th 2008 11:56PM
"I already told you! E3 sucks now!!!"
supersabin @ Jul 16th 2008 11:58PM
Remember...Eye Have You!
Daisuke @ Jul 18th 2008 10:34PM
*OMG did joo see Flower!? Its so pretty!*
WiiFTW @ Jul 17th 2008 12:04AM
No more bets after I lost the last one.
JeiShi @ Jul 17th 2008 12:10AM
"DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is something hanging up your nose.........."
lee @ Jul 17th 2008 12:14AM
"Ok, you may be the better Hot Shots player, but I am still the best damm Ben Affleck look-a-like here."
Ptrack_Git @ Jul 17th 2008 12:13AM
If there's one thing I cant stand it's overweight men with goatees!!
...meh...
TriFF51 @ Jul 17th 2008 2:11AM
Call me an asshole....one...more...time
SSG @ Jul 17th 2008 12:15AM
"Pull my finger or I'll delay HOME till 2009"
Kspraydad @ Jul 17th 2008 12:16AM
"Wow! Short, fat, balding. You don't fit the profile of a PS3 owner ... AT ALL."
Rodrigo Leon @ Jul 17th 2008 12:23AM
I like my belt! I like it very much. I know you're checking it out, but I'm not sure it will fit you. Anyways, here is your price BUT REMEMBER, you get the picture only. No complains or I'll kill you with this gun I'm holding to your head.