Trophies: PAIN

by Andrew Yoon { Aug 8th 2008 at 10:00AM }

Gold Trophies
	King of PAIN Get all Trophies in Downtown plus Trill and Grenade-A-Maid
	Affliction Addiction Get 100,000,000 points in Downtown
	Gettin' Hoff Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode
	Sore Spotting Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow
Silver Trophies
	Rodeo Clown Use Ed to explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss
	Harder Dick's Balls Get all of Dick's Balls in the Block Party Dumpster without resetting the scene
	Trill Get PAINful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo
	2 Mill Club Get "PAIN in the Park" and "D-Town Destruction"
	Ninja pwn Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Abusement Park mode
	Buzzmonkey Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz
	Secret Santa Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa
	Handy-Capped Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing
Bronze Trophies
	Dude Abides Use "The Dude" to score 30 Strikes in Bowling
	D-Town Destruction Get 2,000,000 score in PAINdemonium and Aftermath
	PAIN in the Park Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement Park and After Hours
	Combo Mambo Get 15x Combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
	Horsin' a Clown Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster
	Glutton Make 30 "Eat It!" shots in "Call Da Shot"
	Constipated 100th Strike
	PAIN and Mane Play 100 games of Trauma or Horse
	Attention Spam Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in PAINdemonium, Aftermath, Block Party and Demolition
	Grenade-A-Maid Get Exploded 200 times in Downtown Fun With Explosives (single or multiplayer) playing any female character
	Helmet PI Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car
	Camera Boom Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions
	Glass Lass Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss
	Blockbuster Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower
	Lo Touch Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion
	Everyone's a Winner Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics
	It's Full of Cars Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)

Reggie @ Aug 8th 2008 10:09AM

these are the downtown only trophies only...correct?

"Unfortunately, in a rather distressing move, to get all the Trophies, you must buy extra characters."

Man that is so fricken lame! So PSN is free yet they are trying to screw us over on BS like this?!!

>:(

warlock7 @ Aug 8th 2008 11:13AM

@Fennix:

But you don't mind the $50/year for LIVE in addition to all the paid content? Come on, you live on 360fanboy and you're just trying to start a flame war.

warlock7 @ Aug 8th 2008 11:17AM

@Fenix:
I've been looking at your recent posts...

Wait, is this some elaborate scheme?? Did Fenix really go over to the "dark side"? What happened to cause the turnaround from the usual anti-Sony stuff? You're not some jokester that's hijacked that username are you?

HektikLyfe @ Aug 8th 2008 11:50AM

Regardless of his bias, he has a point which is why we must be honest and admit why we're all here. This is upsetting.

One thing I do like is that a XBox Achievement requirement is that developers not require additional purchases to total the original 1,000 gamerscore points of a game.

You can add 250 more but you don't need to buy anything to complete the 1,000.

I guess we can see it as only a number. If you view it as "possible achievements" Microsoft is allowing the same thing. You need to pay to get the total 1,250 in some games. But they ARE pretty rare.

SoCoolCurt (PSN: KillaKornbread) @ Aug 8th 2008 12:24PM

and this is exactly why i doubt ill get many platinum trophies. im sitting on all the trophies in Super Stardust HD except the paid ones (and Multiplier Hero, that thing is tough!), and i refuse to buy the expansions. sure the game was decent, but it wasnt good enough for me to buy the extra stuff. maybe if they put it on sale.

Fenix @ Aug 8th 2008 1:38PM

I dont give a crap what annyone here sais. Yes, I like 360 more and yes I enjoy it more and I'm not hiding it! But I also have a PS3 and I feel this is a ripoff man. You should be able toget the platinum trophy without buying any extra content. If anything the extra content should just come with a couple of bronze and maybe one gold. I love SSHD but I just think its such a ripoff that you have to buy an expansion for one fricken easy ass gold trophy to be able to get a platinum. Its not right and Sony should know better.

Fenix @ Aug 8th 2008 12:45PM

I dont give a cr@p what annyone here sais. Yes, I like 360 more and yes I enjoy it more and I'm not hiding it! But I also have a PS3 and I feel this is a ripoff man. You should be able toget the platinum trophy without buying any extra content. If anything the extra content should just come with a couple of bronze and maybe one gold. I love SSHD but I just think its such a ripoff that you have to buy an expansion for one fricken easy @ss gold trophy to be able to get a platinum. Its not right and Sony should know better.

wolfehound22 @ Aug 8th 2008 1:23PM

Guys calm down first off when they start releasing games with trophies from the biggining I would expect that they will all apply to only the game content not the downloadable. Second Superstardust and any other PSN titile you will not be reciving platnum trophies so no need to worry about that. And games like Warhawk were to get every trophy you will need to buy the expansions. To get a platnum trophy all you need to do is get all the base trophies. So all this trophies are for people that go out and buy the expansions. And I am sure down the road when the games already have trophies from the biggining. When they release expansions the trophies will all be included with the expansions.

Gambit07 @ Aug 8th 2008 1:35PM

@SoCoolCurt: I gave up on Multiplier Hero a while ago, best I got was 9X... unbearable pain when you die at that level.

Lars @ Aug 8th 2008 3:31PM

I find it odd that you guys complain about requiring an add-on to get certain trophies, when getting ANY trophies requires buying the game!

Either way you're paying money for trophies! If you don't like the game, you won't bother getting trophies for it anyways. Chances are if you do like it then you'll be dropping cash on add-ons anyways... I just don't get it.

Personally I thought PAIN was pretty awesome and I bought all the characters ages ago just to show my support for the company even though I will likely never use half of them.

reson8er @ Nov 6th 2008 10:00AM

So explain this to me, if you are so upset about an expansion getting trophies, would you be MORE upset if you got the expansion and there were no trophies to be obtained?

You are looking at this all wrong. Your not "paying for Trophies" you paying for the expansion which also supports trophies. You should be happy.

haramanai @ Aug 8th 2008 10:10AM

I still fill pain for the money I gave for Pain. I was trying to play it but it's one of the worst games I ever played. And I pain cause I paid to Play. I prefer to play Joust than to play PAIN... but what I am saying JOUST it's agreat game.

Choad @ Aug 8th 2008 10:16AM

are you by any chance drunk?

StevenRafael @ Aug 8th 2008 10:21AM

I "fill pain" trying to read your comment.

HAAS599 @ Aug 8th 2008 12:04PM

His communication skills need a little work, but I agree with his point that PAIN was a big let-down.

Complete waste of money for me.

gamerdude @ Aug 8th 2008 10:14AM

This looks impossible. 1 Billion overall or in one launch?

wilboss @ Aug 8th 2008 11:37AM

Got to be overall surely! That's only 2,000 games averaging 500,000 a go... :s

Let's hope THIS one is retroactive!

CMo @ Aug 8th 2008 10:25AM

Sux you gotta buy content to get the trophies. Sux the add-on will not be free. Idol Minds has been "idle" for far to long trying to get this content out. Now we gotta pay to play????

Kodros @ Aug 8th 2008 12:17PM

"Now we gotta pay to play????"

What?

CMo @ Aug 8th 2008 12:26PM

I was referring to paying to play the PAIN game. The damn thing shipped with one level and has not seen updated levels since. But now we gotta pay for it.

Kir3LLehC @ Aug 8th 2008 10:15AM

Don't know why but this game bored me after playing it for an hour or so. Got this game from PS3 MGS4 LE Bundle

Mexico619 @ Nov 5th 2008 9:58PM

thats how i got this game by also getting the MGS4 bundle

Eggy @ Aug 8th 2008 10:20AM

So you get additional trophies dor DLC, how can that be considered a bad thing? There are no platinum trophies anyway for these smaller type of PSN games anyway.

Gambit07 @ Aug 8th 2008 1:28PM

I was thinking the same, no Platinum, so why would it matter.

RC @ Aug 8th 2008 1:41PM

I really enjoy this game. I find it calming to put on some good music on the custom soundtrack and throw mimes into plate glass windows. I've got a ton of enjoyment from it.

Devin @ Aug 8th 2008 2:05PM

some people just like hurting others....

in that funny sort of way of course...

Christian @ Aug 8th 2008 10:24AM

The need to buy extra DLC to get all Trophies are in SuperStardustHD too. Not sure if I can feel pissed about it as it is no different in the end than the fact that if you want 'all' trophies you will eventually have to buy all games supporting Trophies. Which is of course not something anyone (sane) would do.

Nate @ Aug 8th 2008 10:43AM

Finally someone else who gets it.

CMo @ Aug 8th 2008 10:28AM

Sux you gotta buy content to get the trophies. Sux the add-on will not be free. Idol Minds has been "idle" for far to long trying to get this content out. Now we gotta pay to play????

chillski @ Aug 8th 2008 1:41PM

DONT PAY THEM MONEY ON DLC, they dont deserve it... lazy a s s devolpers, crappy game, and the cherry on top they want u to PAY FOR TROPHIES... f those mother f'ers right up the A

jae29one @ Aug 8th 2008 10:47AM

I brought this game the other day and I find it boring.. I should've brought High Velocity Bowling.

Kodros @ Aug 8th 2008 12:21PM

Try playing it instead of bringing it everywhere =)

Goonchy @ Aug 8th 2008 10:40AM

It seams like w/ all these inexpensive PSN games that developers of larger games wont have much of an incentive to make big games. All they'll need to do is create an OK $9.99 game and create multiple add-ons for it. So really the full PSN game will eventually cost $30 for a glorified shooter or a pick-up and play game like PAIN. For my money I'd rather pick up and buy a Greatest hits game for under $30.... Just my "two cents". ;)

btw- Pixel Junk Monsters RULES!!! That's worth every penny. Baba Booey!

Eggy @ Aug 8th 2008 11:36AM

pain is 5 bucks dude, don't know what you're talking about.

Goonchy @ Aug 8th 2008 1:51PM

I'll double check this when I get home tonight, but I think that it was on sale for $5 in the month of July. All prices are back to normal now. Either-way $10+ all the add-ons you'll either be a little over $20 or in the high teens.

Nate @ Aug 8th 2008 10:42AM

I think they're actually only allowed a certain number and value of trophies in the main game, but may add more with add-on content. So maybe they maxed out the ones in the main game, but wanted to add trophies for those who sprung for the add-ons?

I really don't think it's a bad trend to set. It's perfectly reasonable... would you NOT want more trophies when new content is released?

Is it really any different than not being able to get the trophies from Uncharted without paying for Uncharted?

If you're so obsessed with getting *every* trophy, then yes, you're going to have to pay for DLC. But if you're not that obsessed with getting *every* trophy, then it's not a big deal to miss ones "Oh, Trill? Yeah, I didn't bother getting that character, so I don't have the trophy". See? Not that hard.

davebo @ Aug 8th 2008 10:51AM

PAIN is the kind of game I pick up and mess around with for 10 minutes every now and then. Even my raging OCD isn't going to get me to try to "earn" these trophies, which seem a lot more tedious than the bronze "complete a level" trophies for super stardust. Are you sure you have to get 10 mil and the other combos in PAINdemonium and Aftermath, not just one or the other?

chris.westermann @ Aug 8th 2008 10:55AM

Should get a platinum trophy for never buying this game. While the concept if fun, the execution makes this the worst PSN game of all time. Way too many micro-transactions in the game and the original game had too little content. Spending $40 to get a full featured game of this caliber is a waste of money.

Devin @ Aug 8th 2008 11:02AM

For $9.99 the game was great. Both my friends and I got many hours of enjoyment watching as the one playing would hit Granny or blowup or fart or whatever. Also, the Mime toss and the bowling made for an even better experience. For the hours of enjoyment, the game was well worth the purchase.

Now why its taken them so long to get another map out, idk, but that's their choice and its going to be hard to warrant a purchase on a game that has been replaced by Echochrome, PJ:M & PJ:E imo.

Goonchy @ Aug 8th 2008 1:55PM

I couldn't agree w/ you more!

koehler83 @ Aug 8th 2008 11:06AM

I'm gonna be working on Warhawk by then.. so Im gonna leave PAIN in my downloads, safely off my HDD. Terrible game.. Great concept, poor execution, a few childish laughs.. but definitely not worth trophy whoring.

3six @ Aug 8th 2008 11:11AM

Any game with a trophy that references The Big Lebowski is instant win.

warlock7 @ Aug 8th 2008 11:11AM

@Fennix:

But you don't mind the $50/year for LIVE in addition to all the paid content? Come on, you live on 360fanboy and you're just trying to start a flame war.

Tim Parsons @ Aug 8th 2008 11:32AM

i have this game but i can't even get 100,000 much less 10,000,000 damn ,. I've barely unlocked anything in the game as it is,

Lars @ Aug 8th 2008 3:36PM

Woah, 10 mil? I didn't even notice that one! I often get over 2 mil and rarely hit 3.5ish... but damn 10 mil is crazy!

Averna @ Aug 8th 2008 11:36AM

Looks like the list is missing some trophies. Look at the count and compare to something like stardust or eden. Even given that it has a gold in there, SSDHD has two golds and a fistful of silvers.

Is it just me that thinks this is a low number?

jrnolasco @ Aug 8th 2008 12:04PM

is it just me or are these trophies probably one of the hardest to achieve yet compared to all the other games out with trophies

schnitz76 @ Aug 8th 2008 1:38PM

I think that if they are going to allow trophies for DLC then it should come with the DLC. The trophies in the game should not be allowed to require DLC, but if you buy DLC then that should add in the trophies that are associated with that particular DLC.