Is this a slim PS3? No! It's a Sonilex!
Just how can the PS3 compete with this new product called Sonilex? It's lighter, it's thinner, it can even play Nintendo titles! It can even play the unofficial NES port of Tekken, plus 40 other NES games. What Sony machine could do that? Believe it folks, PS3 is doomed. With an asking price of only $32, just who could say no? We're already registering "Sonilex Fanboy," so watch out!
[Via Engadget]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
rafianimates @ Oct 23rd 2008 1:48PM
brilliant.
does it provide punctual psn updates?
Jerses @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:46PM
games dont have delays with this sonilex... Im more worried about bad ports. Wireless controllers?
odan @ Oct 23rd 2008 1:51PM
Yup and it most likely only plays Nintendo titles.. and jaguar titles..
Styar @ Oct 23rd 2008 1:53PM
lol this is funny
it does all that, but, can it play PS3 games??
Dun dun Daahhh
Mr.Aion @ Oct 30th 2008 2:35PM
yeah, but will it blend????
modok @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:01PM
paint it white and throw an Apple logo on it! hot damn she's gonna sell through the roof!!!
Bob @ Oct 23rd 2008 3:48PM
Then we'd have to call it "iSonilex" as well.
Is it just me, or is anyone else sick of apple sticking "i" infront of everything?
modok @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:26PM
iAm
RPMd70 @ Oct 23rd 2008 9:18PM
HAH! well played.
Draco @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:03PM
that sounds reasonable. does it play all nes games or only the 40 odd listed? or is that a cart that comes with it with those games?
ricky @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:04PM
well, looks like its time to give up people. i guess we had a good run.
pat1202003 @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:08PM
Dangit Sony! Why didn't you think of this?! Now we're all doomed! *sob*
Chris @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:08PM
Wait, it plays PS3 games AND Nintendo games? Can we play those Nintendo games online? Won't this destroy SONY? I don't get it. SONY is so lame....they could have done this from the start but they are such money hungry heads that they decided to screw us all over. Lame. And so was my post, so let me apologize in advance.
Ott @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:14PM
sony isn't money hungry. if they were they'd sell the ps3 for $700 so they wouldn'y lose money and then make you buy psn like xbox does. microsoft is money hungry not sony
Popfrogs @ Oct 23rd 2008 5:43PM
You guys all missed his joke. Admittedly, it was a little weak, but he was missing a gigantic
/SARCASM
tag somewhere near the end there.
strike @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:09PM
ZOMFG!!!!!!
I just pre-ordered fifty Sonilex's and a hundred of those extension plugs, in the backgroud :D
Can't wait for them to arrive.........................
strike @ Oct 23rd 2008 3:38PM
I think extension plugs are called spark plugs in america, am I right?
jarhead906 @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:01PM
They're called extension plugs/cords/outlets here also...
Do you even know what a spark plug is?
strike @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:13PM
May sound stupid, but......................no =p
VicViper09 @ Oct 23rd 2008 5:52PM
Those are called surge protectors, or extension outlets.
Spark plugs are for your engine.
jed @ Oct 23rd 2008 11:51PM
Spark plugs are what ignite the gasoline in your engine. What do you call them there???
Chris|Wall @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:09PM
But can it display those games in 1080p?
iamkid @ Oct 23rd 2008 8:03PM
no. its above 1080p. its at the next gen definition
Kspraydad @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:10PM
I'd like to apply for a writing position at SonilexFanboy...who do I speak too?
lorddshadow @ Oct 23rd 2008 5:42PM
I for one agree with Kspraydad because then I could devote all my free time to talking about this beautiful console! Seriously, at the moment, I am sitting on the edge of my couch because of the mere thought of owning a video game console as amazing as that! I am in awe.
Trixhead @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:16PM
eh... hello
This not col wannabee ps3 how can it sell.
and ps3 games. its not a sony product , its like that ps3 suddenly could play xbox games
proog @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:47PM
Jesus christ you're slow.
Chris Are @ Oct 23rd 2008 3:36PM
He's not slow. There wasn't a complete sentence in that posting- I'm guessing english isn't his first language. :-)
William @ Oct 23rd 2008 2:45PM
Nobody ever said it plays PS3 games. Where you guys got that from I'll never know.
The_Icon @ Oct 23rd 2008 3:22PM
I wonder if Sony would allow this?
maznia @ Oct 23rd 2008 3:25PM
i'll feel sorry for the people who actualy get fooled and happy for the people who get it as a collectors item and know what are they buying
jalannom @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:19PM
If it plays bluerays.. im sold!
Neato @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:23PM
lmao this post is so funny i read it like 10 times in a roll and couldnt stop laughing
S.C. McG @ Oct 23rd 2008 4:48PM
That's it, the PS3 is done! May as well trade mine in for a Sonilex and that NES Tekken port.
Dean @ Oct 23rd 2008 5:52PM
LOL i checked the website that published the article and it is retail price $32
Maverick Saturn @ Oct 23rd 2008 6:02PM
Some people have never encountered sarcasm, cut them some slack, lol
AnthonyE @ Oct 23rd 2008 6:34PM
I'm loving the upside down logo on the "console" (if you can even call it one).
FxckY0u187 @ Oct 23rd 2008 7:19PM
I'm gonna go camp outside Radioshack for three weeks to get one!
iamkid @ Oct 23rd 2008 8:04PM
god my ps3 can move over for this bad beast
jnavarro818 @ Oct 23rd 2008 10:21PM
if it comes with trophy support consider it a done deal!
Graeme Byers @ Oct 23rd 2008 11:05PM
When does the Bioshock port hit?
Jed @ Oct 24th 2008 12:04AM
Oh my god, you guys should check out their website. Sonilex (dot) com
Jed @ Oct 24th 2008 12:04AM
The only thing funnier than this post is the comments from people who don't understand it.
fiziks @ Oct 24th 2008 9:58AM
okay, it says the cartridge holds 9,999,999 games... how can anybody take this seriously?
T&S @ Oct 25th 2008 1:16AM
just look at the letters in bold and black you'll find the sarcasm spoiler- just say no
Fido16 @ Oct 25th 2008 2:14PM
PS3 60GB backwards compatible 4 sale!!!!
Only $550
Freezes sometimes (maybe gotta send it to sony) but it works!!