Bizarre Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 marketing features wall molestation

by Griffin McElroy { Jul 30th 2009 at 1:30PM }

A recent piece of marketing for Tecmo's Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 is catching a lot of attention, because -- well, because it features people groping breasts that are mysteriously jutting out of a wall. No need to beat around the bush, folks. We got a video with people grabbing walljugs after the break. Enjoy.

The plaster mammaries assumedly belong to Sigma 2's Ayane or Momiji -- both are playable in this iteration of the game (the text which appears at the end of the video actually says "a female ninja appears"). Oh, sorry -- did we explain that like we thought it made a lick of sense? We apologize.

Tags: marketing, ninja-gaiden, ninja-gaiden-sigma-2, team-ninja, tecmo

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Robobagins @ Jul 30th 2009 1:35PM

It's the fingers at the top that make it slightly creepy.

Godmars @ Jul 30th 2009 1:48PM

Thought they make it a little less creepy actually. Gives some explanation why people are groping a wall.

Jake @ Jul 30th 2009 1:37PM

all i have to say it, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THIS?!?! lol

LustSIN @ Jul 30th 2009 1:46PM

Errr.... that was the supidest fucking commercial i've ever seen in my life.

Kevin @ Jul 30th 2009 1:47PM

I love the how the one guy's girlfriend has to drag him away while he's trying to grab at the boobs.

Brythefry @ Jul 30th 2009 2:45PM

HAHAHA yes! Seems like a common act for him that she has to pull him away every-time.

sithdawg @ Jul 30th 2009 1:50PM

Reminds me of that scene with the flag in Dragonball, "You really stick out...", LOL

KINGSNOOPY26 @ Jul 30th 2009 1:53PM

yea i would probably grab them, I'm a curious person

Heavytoka @ Jul 30th 2009 2:17PM

Hahaha that was great

Mazrael @ Jul 30th 2009 2:20PM

That really is kinda sad.. NG was about the action & blood, and being bloody hard..

KillaChaos @ Jul 30th 2009 4:33PM

What kind of action movie/game doesnt have breasts?

Mazrael @ Jul 30th 2009 5:00PM

Most games have female characters, but they're not the main focus of the gameplay.. seems like Tecmo are softening things up.. ie nerfing them..

Lookhappy @ Jul 30th 2009 2:48PM

Weird!

Kinsey @ Jul 30th 2009 2:50PM

I think I get the ad in a Japanese marketing perspective. The fingers kind of explain why this is so funny.

Moris @ Jul 30th 2009 7:39PM

For all you "Otakus" think Naruto >.> (only place i've seen a ninja hold up a "sheet" against a wall to camouflage themselves XD )

Josh @ Jul 30th 2009 3:02PM

Awesome.

Thomas @ Jul 30th 2009 3:16PM

I like this commercial, because it shows a sense of humor about the additions, as well as lets me know that Team Ninja is not going to be completely rudderless without Itagaki.

And even though they're cutting down on the gore, I don't think it's that big a deal. After the first stage, it pretty much loses its novelty and you ignore it because lets be honest, you're more focused on surviving than admiring the blood splatter.

devilsei @ Jul 30th 2009 3:45PM

Unless you can multi-task and admire the blood splattering while surviving. =P

And people called Itagaki a pervert? Dang... cause I don't remember him ever doing anything like this heh.
And I guess this is their way of saying chicks can't be ninjas too...

Thomas @ Jul 30th 2009 4:03PM

Itagaki made Dead or Alive and scaled the bouncing according to age. THIS is just a fun little joke. The real perverts are the people who proceeded to fondle the plaster.

karlwulfekote @ Jul 30th 2009 3:47PM

Itagaki is over rated. I'm glad he is gone. I hope he is managing to pay the rent on his studio apartment.

Love the commercial!

Jason B. @ Jul 30th 2009 3:52PM

Just by looking at the still picture it looks as if someone is trying to hide from enemies by camouflaging themselves in with the wall. If she would get them reduced she could probably do a better job at hiding.

This would make for a good scare tactic video.