"Oh man, I can't wait for the
New Pork map for
Fat Princess. It'll probably cost money and not come out until next year." Well, fictional person made up for this blog post, you are
wrong! New Pork, a brand new map revealed during PAX, will be available to all players this Thursday, 10/29, as part of the upcoming 1.03 patch. In addition to the new map, the patch tweaks a number of issues and even introduces two new control methods. "Two new control schemes have been implemented to allow players to use the R1 button to attack and to free the player's right hand for target switching. This is AWESOME," says the
PlayStation Blog.
Additionally, the no-blood mode now features candy confetti -- a delicious way to kill opponents and make your parents happy. If that's not reason enough to log back on, we don't know what is.
{ Oct 26th 2009 at 1:30AM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
JACK @ Oct 26th 2009 1:35AM
This is all win WOW ! I was waiting for the update for awhile , not the New Pork but the one of all the fixes.
JACK @ Oct 26th 2009 1:38AM
forgot to add this lol
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/636/epicwinv.jpg
Filthy Assistant @ Oct 26th 2009 3:21AM
Is the game going to be free because that's the only way I'll get it.
Windmill @ Oct 26th 2009 4:06AM
Why would it be free.
Filthy Assistant @ Oct 26th 2009 4:32AM
Because that's what it's worth.
Alex @ Oct 26th 2009 4:38AM
pound for pound, fat princess is THE BEST game on PSN
no pun intended
but seriously it is
prodigy69 @ Oct 26th 2009 5:25AM
do shut up
Filthy Assistant @ Oct 26th 2009 5:31AM
I guess you're forgetting about Echochrome.
master811 @ Oct 26th 2009 3:32PM
This will likely make me buy it now. I've been put off by the price for the moment, £12 is a lot considering it is only $15 in the US (where as BF1943 was £10/$15 so UK/EU is getting ripped off for this game.
David @ Oct 26th 2009 5:09AM
I don't really understand the hype for this game. I feel like most of the people that like this game have tons of "friends" on psn with headsets and don't really care that the game itself sucks.
Filthy Assistant @ Oct 26th 2009 5:32AM
Yeah, pretty much. It's really unremarkable.
Ashitaka @ Oct 26th 2009 6:28PM
M0ron number 1 thinks the same as M0ron number 2, how cute.
kentuckyfried @ Oct 26th 2009 6:34AM
I picked this up but haven't played it since the first few days after its release. How is the community right now?
JACK @ Oct 26th 2009 7:35AM
pretty good and you?
Yingerman @ Oct 26th 2009 8:52AM
any1 know if thisll fix that score board problem? im hesitant to play it again if none of my stats will count
Nick @ Oct 26th 2009 9:11AM
Really? You won't play a game just because the stats won't count?
il_duce620 @ Oct 26th 2009 9:01AM
Rock. On.
revsoul @ Oct 26th 2009 9:49AM
Seriously, if you don't like the game WHY ARE YOU posting comments about it? Don't you have anything else to do but hate? Losers.....
Traceur_Ryuk [All Digital until December] (PSN: Ryuk_shinigami) @ Oct 26th 2009 10:45AM
I'm glad it's for free, paid maps is the worst idea to come from this generation.
jarhead906 @ Oct 26th 2009 11:50AM
Sure are.
jarhead906 @ Oct 26th 2009 3:51PM
There's still two things I think they should add to the game, one being very simple and inexpensive to do:
1) Before you choose your class at the beginning of a spawn, there needs to be an indicator stating how many people on your team are currently wearing which hat. This can be a changing number on the hat machines themselves or information that appears when you push Select/open the map.
2) The ability to sabotage/weaken enemy hat machines. Even though one of the game types is strictly about rescuing your own princess, it makes sense to be able to reduce the teams Level II classes, making them have to focus more on gathering supplies than bum-rushing the enemy castle. Also, on the Team Deathmatch mode, it is awfully pointless to even go inside the enemies' castle if you can't do anything to affect the game end outside of hacking and slashing in the middle of the map in one huge orgy.
Ashitaka @ Oct 26th 2009 6:27PM
M0ron number 1 thinks the same as M0ron number 2, how cute.
Ashitaka @ Oct 26th 2009 6:28PM
Screw Joystiq's comment system --'
KeyserSoze @ Oct 26th 2009 8:58PM
I haven't played this since launch day. I was so frustrated with the connection issues I gave up. Maybe I will give it a second try.
PS3fan420 @ Oct 26th 2009 10:55PM
-_- new pork map coming oct. 29 for... :D free!?
ok, now im interested.
Adam @ Oct 27th 2009 12:45AM
YAY! This makes me happy. I love fat princess so much. It is so much fun. Totally worth the 15$ price tag. Hell its almost worth a 60$ price tag. I've been playing just about every week since it came out with a bunch of my buddies and this new map looks sweetness. From what I've heard, the fixes will band-aid a lot of stuff, like some of those stupid infinite resource cheats (but if they ruin infinite chicken mode, i'm going to be sad)